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Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

To put life into perspective

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To put life into perspective

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Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    I don’t shower before work.

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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      We know.

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        Yeah, his hair isn’t fucked up and over washed like yours.

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          Bro has hair? Must be nice.

          • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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            No I don’t

    • suction@lemmy.world
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      Me neither before I start my day as a therapist at a hyperosmia treatment facility

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    Great, now instead of just anxiety and depression, I also have massive existential dread

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      Don’t worry, none of this will matter after the heat death of the universe.

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        You won’t matter long, long before that.

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      you know who else has that? most people around you

      talk to others, recognize the difficulties you share, organize, and reclaim your rights.

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    Proof the government is spying on us

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    I just cry at work to be efficient

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      Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime That’s why cry I on company time

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    Who took this picture?!?!

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      Doesn’t matter cameraman never dies

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    And don’t forget that our galaxy is just a tiny tiny speck in the universe.

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    can confirm, im in the pixel beside that (88.6 light years away from earth)

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    Great, thanks for telling the entire milky way galaxy!

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    I don’t have a job. Idk what am I doing with life tbh. I should be coding as I am naturally good at it and it’s fun but… procrastination

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      Find something else to do and focus all that energy on that thing, you’ll start to procrastinate and that’s when you start coding.

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        That’s relatable haha I wish it was that consistent. Deadlines make me do 3d modelling in blender maybe I need some 3d modelling deadline and then I will code for 10 hours in ecstasy then completely forget about anything for a week then panic then feel guilty then switch to „I want to be an artist” mode after which is I want to be a game developer mode, and then there is I want to be a mobile developer mode

        I am entry knowledge level at sooo many things. Maybe if ai assistants materialise in sufficient form it will be era for people like me that know a little bit of everything but lack the willpower and consistency to ever master anything.

        This week is a music artist week for me I am producing stuff in Ableton maybe it isn’t good but it is the only thing that makes sense right now

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          I feel you. I am the exact same, so many unfinished project. But I think it’s good, i have fun for some times and then when it stops being fun I switch to something else.

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            Okay but how do you keep a job and make money like this ya know this isn’t the exact mindset they are looking for or makes it possible to finish serious stuffs

            Might as well surf the waves of privilege except that sucks and feels bad

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    I’m in Andromeda?

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      OMG we’re gonna crash!

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    How old is the joke about crying in the shower before work? Was it a more popular thing to do then than now? Do we have more to cry about now, but cry less often because we’re numb? What about people with bathtubs but no showers? Why am I crying? Why is Jamie crying?

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      Look at Mr. Moneybags here who can afford to cry in the shower! I bet he has warm water too!

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      What is crying?

      What is?

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    Freezing in the shower because the hot water heater took a shit.

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    How do you know where I am?

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