How dare you assign the broom a gender, and a blue collar at that.

I’m too stupid to understand. How does this all connect?!

Do not let her dorito hands touch your dick! Don’t let em!

Or both. Who can say he wouldn’t try to do both?

Here we go again. Still on track for the 2nd Civil War.

Trump is actually going to try to claim the Ukrainian victory for himself isn’t he?

Woke needs to wake up

He isn’t jumping he’s falling with style.

Quit beating around bush! The dark messiah ascends the throne. Who will stop the summoning of Cthulu? The end is nigh!

I hope next year will be more to your liking

Just how much biomass does a subthread really need?

One if these days a grandparent is gonna be missing. Remember to check at the bottom of these stairs as a potential location.

What did you just call me! /s

You okay bro?

My last encounter didn’t go so well either.

I see options A B and E. Where is C and D?

Can you imagine the difficulty of keeping the inside of your butthole clean for your partner? I just don’t get how some people can maintain that. Kudos to those that make the effort.

No sarcasm, I haven’t watched game of thrones.

I would have watched game of thrones without the porn.

I really want this to be a video. A good two minute long video of this dog desperately trying to find dog smut.