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pettend@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

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  • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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    Alternatively, the first three panels could be answering 734 emails, 6383 slack messages, and avoiding two required trainings.

    • Jeremyward@lemmy.world
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      Along with 6 meetings and scrum session

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        Multiple scrums for multiple projects.

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    I’m not sure why but i just flat out work better at night when everyone is asleep, pretty mutch all of the “last modified” time on my project files is from 10 pm to 3 am

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      no distractions…
      one metaphor i heard is, holding a program in your head is like building a house of cards, every time a phone rings or something breaks your concentration, you have to rebuild the house

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        every time a phone rings or something breaks your concentration, you have to rebuild the house

        Holy moley.

        I guess this is why programmers generally don’t do construction.

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          house of cards

    • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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      My sweet spot is 1am to 4am no joke.

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        I’ve been working remotely from Barcelona for three months… My hours are 3pm to 11pm local time, it’s fucking bliss.

      • BiggestBulb@kbin.run
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        Same here

    • Croquette@sh.itjust.works
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      Some people are more diurnal, some are more nocturnal.

      My productivity peak is between 8PM and 11PM, but with kids this is impossible.

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    visual studio finished starting

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    Coding at night with the lights off makes you feel like one of the cool movie hackers.

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      Especially if some digital imagery is projected onto your face.

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        Don’t forget the hoodie.

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          I guess yes, a hoodie could be projected on your face.

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            quickly opens hackertyper.net any time mom walks by

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    This isn’t my experience. I’m way more focused in the morning and then it’s all downhill after lunch. By the time it’s the evening I have zero motivation to do any code.

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      I’m the opposite I’m useless until after lunch

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        Jokes on you, I’m useless all the time

    • dyc3@lemmy.world
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      Yeah that’s about how I feel too. Mostly because I take my ADHD meds in the morning, and afternoon is about where they wear off.

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      My best focus is before lunch and before the end of the day.

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      Very much the same for me. I don’t enjoy getting up early but my brain works best if I get to the office at 7ish for some reason. After lunch I basically roll down hill. I seldomly feel any will do do any coding after having spent 8h doing just that

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    ITT: a lot of undiagnosed sensory issues

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    Replace those first two panels with sneaky napping and this is perfect

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    Been trying to understand why I’m like this and I’m noticing the minute the sun starts going down , I become more focused.

    I think this is because the sun is no longer a massive glaring ball of gas my brain has to manage.

    I can’t tell if my hypothesis has any scientific validity but it’s what I tell my managers.

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    As a hobbyist, daughter goes to bed I start reading and experimenting.

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    Bugs come out at night the most, so its just natural to hunt them in the dark.

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    Well, it’s winter, so that’s like 4pm to start coding

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    I’m far more focused at 2-5am

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    This is the most true story I’ve ever read.

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    Why are we like this 😩

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      This is how I study. :(

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    This is true, but also, this is weird, right?

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