I don’t miss all the different cables but fuck, do I miss being able to listen to a song without having to silence a spam call in the middle of it

……and it’s gone.

We’ve been warned about Skynet for decades. But in reality, it won’t be this organized, intelligent threat and will instead be this discordant shitstorm that eats all our resources and creates instability everywhere and goads everyone into a false (dependent) sense of security so that there’s no chance of properly rebuilding after our infrastructure fails

The solution will be “Just be happy”. This is gonna kill so many people.

Not pictured: their third mutant child who’s just an entire regular dude because each of his parent’s human halves are recessive or something

Concerning that this thread is overrun with bots telling me to download some super duper safe LLM

Spend your time somewhere else. The answer is: yes

I would get upset, but you gotta consider those 8 chapters in the bible about transitioning is wrong and makes god angry /s

cunts

Short form videos are fucking digital opium. I hate it. I deliberately do not have instagram/YT/tiktok accounts with the intention of avoiding it, but I have repeatedly found myself watching a short vid sent from a friend before I find myself scrolling and then snapping back to attention, 40+ minutes later, like some Jekyl/Hyde shit. I imagine it’s what having an epileptic seizure is like. I just lose track of time completely and I hate it.

I never agreed with Bradbury about how TV is so bad so forth, but I am with him now. Shit’s addictive

jesus christ, I ate the onion so hard this time. But it doesn’t feel like a relief this time

holy shit, I read that entire first paragraph before I realized I was eating the onion. That was fantastic lol

Thanks, I hate it

Nice, that’s dingo

truly exciting

ah, yes, I’m sure

Neat. I will be maybe be dedicating a TB of storage to this for no particular reason

Is there a way to just download a straight copy of Wikipedia?

Def not asking because I expect every possible thing to go awry and we end up with Big Brother’s version of wiki

Cause fuck’em, that’s why!

Heyyy, now I get to enjoy some copium for being such a dinosaur and resisting to use it as often as I can

ah, yes, dependents should fuckin bend the knee like the servants they are /s