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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 年前

Pasta

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Pasta

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 年前
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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Wtf, did you just cook me a woman’s size pasta portion? Do you think I’m getting fat?

    • NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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      No, you aren’t fat honey, just impotent.

  • x4740N@lemmy.world
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    BUY A SCALE

    Metric is the better system

    • billgamesh@lemmy.ml
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      do you manually weigh spaghetti?

    • Coreidan@lemmy.world
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      Your mom is the better system

    • silly goose meekah@lemmy.world
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      I just always use 1/3 of a 500g abox per person. Doesn’t need to be exact

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    It’s not “I’m so hungry I can eat a small child.”

    Its "I’m only hungry enough to eat a small child.

    According to the scale on the tool, anyways.

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    Small children are more tender but I often need two before I’m full.

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  • sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world
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    This from ye olde tumblr

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    “Pasta”

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