Are you kidding? My public facing VMs get ssh brute force attacks like 10 times a minute, that's not counting http attacks, vulnerability scanners, etc etc. all of the internet is running on Linux.
You know the wild part?
I can make those phone calls easily for other people
I'll happily yell at the cable people on the phone for my friend.
But if I have to do it for myself? #shudder
Who ScamAltman? That guy!? What could go wrong?