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    If they’re so smart, why haven’t they invented fire yet hmm?

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      They were so smart that they went back into the water and don’t have to ever deal with capitalism

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        They still have to deal with capitalism, but they’re smart and know that direct action, attacking boats, is the only way to go.

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      Because they understand that’ll lead to industrialization and eventually the need to have a job. They’re happy the way they are.

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      Blubber

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      They have enough oil to keep a fire going a long time

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    My brain: Cute and smooth
    Your brain: Gross and wrinkly

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      my brain got the MVP your brain got the HIV

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    Of course it’s wrinkly, they never leave the water.

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    If I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well…

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    My financial advisor is an octopus

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      My cuttlefish broker embezzled everything and swam to Tahiti…😕

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      “Bailiffs knocking at the door, eh? Have you considered deploying an ink pseudomorph?”

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    They also have the extra lobe iirc

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    Dem wrinkles

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    Orca’s can do the tongue roll too huh?

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