Feelings all over the corridor, inside the warp core, dripping from Worf’s bat’leth. That’s the real reason Wesley Crusher had to leave the enterprise.

Ah the ol ‘vote for me cause the other party is obviously worse not cause we are that much better’ trick.

Their tribbles are far too large. I don’t see this getting as popular.

I’ll never remember this new one

Sunny D is the juice of an orange, skeeting into a cup of sugar.

The news is calling it a “huge win”. Really? It’s a huge win when you shoot yourself and then remove the bullet? They haven’t even closed the wound yet.

Wall Street will celebrate but businesses are not going to resume normal operations. Even if a concrete deal is signed in 90 days Trump’s word is as strong as a wet piece of single ply toilet paper covered in feces.

Side effects include: Diarrhea of the mouth Puckered eyes Orangification Everything computer

It’s that perfect spot I call the Groan Zone

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people.

Why not call it Racist Hillbilly month instead?

I can’t believe this is the 17th one this month!

If only Logan’s Run rules were established, this never would have happened.

I don’t know how anyone can be optimistic about this economy. This isn’t death by a million little cuts. we are headed for an unprecedented economic depression.

American culture is practically a turd in a box with a $99 price tag on it.

Joe Biden strikes again!

What time loops? How can you tell how many times it’s happened?

I’m about to plant mine. They probably need the cold to sprout this year but next year you will be set. I have mine in the fridge mixed with wet sand and they are just starting to sprout

I’m getting so old I can’t remember these scenes happening but it obviously did.