This one needs a better caption.

“Big things are coming your way,” the fortune cookie had read. “Duck!” At the time, Harold laughed.

Even here, there’s such a deluge of bullshit, people can miss that they fucking said so, themselves.

Decentralize. Ideally: federate, with redundancy.

If it’s piracy then let’s fucking act like it.

completely discredited conspiracy theory

Idiot Junior tweeted his own e-mails arranging quid-pro-quo interference for sanctions relief.

Multiple campaign managers were Russian agents. That’s not an accusation: they’re now registered under FARA.

The day after The Idiot fired Comey, he had a private Oval Office meeting with Russian spies. No American media was present. No American media was informed. We only know about them laughing it up thanks to the Russian photographers releasing the proof.

I miss when there was an argument worth having.

And anyone else, because nobody’s fucking stopping him.

Twenty-story highrises? Yeah, I get it. ‘Welcome to living in the shadow of a monolith! No sky for you.’ Perfectly reasonable for people to say, ‘can you not.’

If they were objecting to four-over-ones, nah, fuck 'em.

‘Oh, did you expect sunlight in the house you could afford? Should’ve bought ten million in additional property!’

Be serious.

“I heard there’s an option to become the villain.”

(say hello)

Arise, Chicken.

Again.

Illegally.

I want Epic to win, but I don’t mind if they suffer in the meantime.

I hope iOS users get unrestricted access just in time for Fortnite’s business model to become illegal.

It provides no reliable remedy. Without knowing why this address won’t work, you can never be sure the next will work.

'Bout a hundred grains of rice.

Lodash provides modular methods for working with arrays, objects, strings, and more.

I dunno. If it makes everything Array-like act like a goddamn Array, I’m tempted to start using it.

‘What do you mean you can’t .map a Set? It’s iterable! Figure it out!’

The slightly goofy Francis Ford Coppola adaptation both includes it and solves it. Van Helsing throws a bowl of grains into the air and Dracula names the total before they hit the ground.

Literally how.

You better pirate at least 20% domestic content, or they’ll come for bittorrent next!

What, like if you binge a whole season of Stranger Things, you have to watch at least two episodes of Murdoch Mysteries?

The policies for domestic broadcasting literally do not make sense - not over sociopolitical objections, but for plain technical reasons. Streaming does not work like broadcasting. You can’t make an American video-on-demand company produce Canadian content, almost by definition. You cannot reasonably make any streaming service show people a certain percentage of domestic content, because they’re not in charge of what people watch.

“Canonically.”

And this was pretty funny in The X-Files, when Mulder spilled sunflower seeds. The vampire drops to the floor and starts counting, spitting at him, “You dick!”