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insurgentrat [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 days ago

What if amber is a delicious snack and museums are keeping that from you?

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What if amber is a delicious snack and museums are keeping that from you?

insurgentrat [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 days ago
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  • AMBER_BOT [it/its]@hexbear.netB
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    Amber.

    • g_mer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Your response is WAY out of line. WAY out of line. Your response was not IN ANY WAY appropriate.

      • znonymous [comrade/them, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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        Oh my god shut up

        • g_mer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          Your response is WAY out of line. WAY out of line. Your response was not IN ANY WAY appropriate.

  • theperfidiousOrbweaver [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    amber-snacking

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      Amber.

  • Tophattem_dawg [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    would that mean big museum or big amber is to blame for this

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      Amber.

      • Tophattem_dawg [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        genuinely what is your purpose

        • g_mer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          Your response is WAY out of line. WAY out of line. Your response was not IN ANY WAY appropriate.

          • Tophattem_dawg [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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            …

            It’s a robot

            • g_mer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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              In the olden days, there was a podcast called Chapo Trap House. One of the hosts was Amber A’Lee Frost, infamous for her incendiary takes. The bot is making fun of how all you had to do was mention Amber and derail anything.

              • ChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netBM
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                The trueanon podcast hosts really have a really good episode on this patreon episode but this was disappointing

                • g_mer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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                  Your response is WAY out of line. WAY out of line. Your response was not IN ANY WAY appropriate.

              • Tophattem_dawg [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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                actually informative… whats wrong with making fun of the bot though?

                • g_mer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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                  just a copypasta

              • AMBER_BOT [it/its]@hexbear.netB
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                Amber.

                • g_mer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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                  Your response is WAY out of line. WAY out of line. Your response was not IN ANY WAY appropriate.

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    When I was a kid a museum guide let me lick bones but they never let me lick amber. coincidence?

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      Amber.

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    They ate all the mummy jerky

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    I think they actually use dissolved amber in some perfumes or something. Or maybe rich people used it as a spice or medicine in the olden days.

    Either way, your post is too good for badposting.

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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      You may be thinking of what is just an odd name for internal organ secretions/extracts of some whales.

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      Amber.

    • insurgentrat [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.netOP
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      Either way, your post is too good for badposting.

      I’ll purge myself hesitation-1

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    This is the best badpost ever. Bot struggle sesh

    • insurgentrat [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.netOP
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      what have I done? I block all the bots lol

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        You may wanna do a temporary unblock and check, its pretty funny

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    I never had much of an opinion on amber but when i saw chunks and heard she was the main one behind it my opinion of her got so much worse

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      Amber.

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    My great grandma left out her amber stuff when I was a baby, so I can tell you that it doesn’t really taste like anything.

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      Amber.

    • insurgentrat [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.netOP
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      You think museums would let her have real amber? it was probably coloured glass

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        Amber.

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    Amber.

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      Amber.

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    Amber

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      Amber.

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