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I guess for screw ups - “AI did it,” is the new “Dog ate my homework.”
Can’t wait until an “AI agent” deletes all clients banking records and the bank owners get bailed while the clients get nothing
Real
power move. Take on $1trillion debt to make Brok: the AI that “accidentally” 
deletes all records of the debt you took on… 
fight club but it’s just the narrator becoming a B2B AIaaS salesman
Banks are mercifully really really slow to adopt new tech, at least
Deleting a reality show is probably the most aligned with humanity’s interests an LLM has ever been
breaking: ai agent “deletes nuclear codes”, renders entire arsenel inert
It really annoys me how computers and digitized media are allowed to suck ass in comparison to previous technologies. It’s not even a trade-off a lot of the time, they’re worse in every way. I’m guessing because the electronic-tech companies developing this stuff wants to shove it onto the market as soon as possible to recoup R&D costs even if the technology isn’t close to ready yet. But this applied to blame attribution as well. “Sorry, you’re gunna’ have your credit cards leaked every 6 years – no ways to stop this.”
I think it boils down to:
Move fast and break things
This mantra has been blindly adopted and applied to business and governance outside of big tech as well.
People are dying in airplanes, cars, and because food is poisoning them. As long as stock price go up and nobody in c-suite is going to prison it’s all good to them.
The fact that this phrase ever left the realm of 0.0.1a website with 3 devs is a travesty.
Critical support to AI in its quest to delete random shit for no reason
I respect it
Remember that game where every enemy you shoot is one of your System32 files, and you can play until your system stops running? What if we automated it?
Reality show series? The AI did nothing wrong
Presenting plausible bullshit as truth is AI’s racket, it was taking out the competition.
breaking, frying pan burned my food
no mfer, why did the sloptoaster have access and was allowed to delete it?
Which fucking moron didn’t even have one backup?
Should have airgapped a backup, bozos
breaking news: AI agent “accidentally” deletes entire unredacted Epstein files
Does the reality tv editing bot really need to be able to delete files?
If you don’t give your AI agent root access, how will you be sure that it can get all the work done?
Hmm, I wonder how much people would be willing to pay for AI fuckup insurance…real growth market I suspect
Lederhosed
you don’t have to give it to them but y’know, maybe the chatbots can do a little heap of anti-TV-aktion as a treat
New ways of laundering money
deleted a reality show
