I am supposedly a white cis-het man, but I have no inclination to start a podcast or do improv comedy.
How do you feel about mayonnaise?
Take it or leave it. I prefer Miracle Whip.
I prefer Miracle Whip
Same! I get so much shit from my wife over this I’m oppressed
I’m a cis white man and thought about starting a podcast today. The genetic predisposition to starting podcasts (coded in HERC2, located on chromosome 15) is strong and actually comes from Neanderthals, who were nature’s original podcasters.
I’m a cis white man and I got the radio host gene instead, where I sometimes think about what if I played a bunch of songs I like and drivers were forced to appreciate them with me on their way back from work.
Ah fuck I basically did this but in WoW raids
Every time my Molten Core group got to Lucifron, one of the rogues would pipe up and say, “Oh yeeeeeeeah, Lucifron! I saw them at the Garden back in '83! It was a helluva show!”
The masculine urge to blurt out something about how it is time to “get the Led out with Zeppelin,” put on the extended live version of “Stairway to Heaven,” and then wander off to take a dump
Have you felt the urge to study the blade?
Yes, but I have found that footage of anime girls and katanas are the most useful method of learning.
how do you feel about ancient rome?
Thinking about it constantly
How did you break free?
I really do find myself thinking i would be good at both of those things. It’s a curse
