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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM to badposting@hexbear.net · 28 days ago

currently seeking first round venture capital funding for the absolute worst fucking post of all time

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currently seeking first round venture capital funding for the absolute worst fucking post of all time

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM to badposting@hexbear.net · 28 days ago
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      james Cameron pitching the sequel to beanis like

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      Wait! Before you give them the money, have you considered beAInAIs?

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    I think I know someone who has $10k CAD, but you might have to go to the DPRK to get it

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    As an investor I have to ask, how do you plan on integrating AI into the worst post to ever have been posted?

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      I’m just gonna get the ai to do it

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    I’ll give you 5 million upbears for a 10% stake in the post and 10 percent of the upbears on every post you make in perpetuity. This is my best and last offer

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      best i can do is 6.9% for the thing about all the stuff

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        I’m out

  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.netM
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    No shit you need capital you only used lowercase letters in your post

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    i’ll invest my wet apes into this

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    What’s the estimated ROI?

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      six seven

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        I’m going to start a movement to get down votes back just for this reply

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          Pig pigpoopballs

          Hell

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    We have a bad post accelerator program you might be interested in.

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