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eepyman
Isn’t that just homelander? idk I didn’t finish it
Introducing South Africa’s newest Avenger, Apartheid Man! The only thing that can stop him is being nice to African people!!
His powers only work on people he doesnt consider human.
Conservative cable news anchor by day, superhero by night. He is: the White Fox.
that’s superman 2025
he looks like a snake at least. he’s a wild man
So systemically oblivious that he doesn’t even realize the bourgeoisie and their goons are in charge, but somehow keeps beating them up, because in isolated incident after isolated incident he encounters them as as harmful and unpleasant individuals who need to be stopped. Every time he starts to recognize a pattern, he becomes vulnerable to a wallop in the noggin which makes him forget everything again, whereupon he instantly recovers, leaps to his feet and defeats the evil for the most broken-clock reasons. The townspeople have really mixed feelings
Batman… literally it’s batman. His weakness? Trying to end suffering in Gotham. No no you don’t get it, you can’t kill or change these violent criminals which escape my private prison and cause untold suffering, they need to go through the morelly good liberal system of mine which I uphold WITH A LITERAL COP.
