Twonks | Bluesky
Transcript
A comic in 3 panels
Panel 1: Bob Ross standing in front of an easel talks to the audience as he does on ‘The Joy of Painting’. He’s holding a paint pallet in one hand and a paint brush in the other.
Bob: We’re gonna take some of that midnight black
Panel 2: (same shot)
Bob: and just cover it right up
Panel 3: On the easel is a large print out of an email. Bob paints over the lines of the email.
The email reads:
From ███████████████
Sent Thursday, January 17, 2013 4:43 PM
To ███████████████
Subject RE: █████████████
██████
███████████████████
████
(There is no text down the rest of the page, just grey blocks indicating text)
Haha. Kind of reminded of this Onion “news” article from years ago.
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
https://theonion.com/cia-realizes-its-been-using-black-highlighters-all-thes-1819568147/
When asked by a reporter if the black ink was meant to intentionally obscure, Goss countered, “Good God, why?”
The Onion archives is an incredible place :)
Also, the reasoning for buying the markets is about the same as for hiring AI today!
Lol. Just so everyone knows, all of The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross is available on YouTube. Its really nice to watch baked as just something nice and chill.
FOI has been the best thing for black ink since the invention of night time printing.
FOIA is great but needs to be stronger
That’s a nice field of redacts.
My little cousin loves these SCPs and likes to tell me about them at family get togethers. Thank you for creating his hobby, Bob Ross ❤️






