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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 22 days ago

some kid just told me i dropped my gay card. i looked around around and couldn't find it anywhere, he just laughed at me instead! Where can I get a replacement?

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some kid just told me i dropped my gay card. i looked around around and couldn't find it anywhere, he just laughed at me instead! Where can I get a replacement?

EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 22 days ago
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  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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    22 days ago

    sorry, you’re straight now, time to move to the suburbs and start producing babies

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      oooaaaaaaauhhh morphs into a cheap “live laugh love” wall decoration

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    The GMV (Gay Motor Vehicles)

  • radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Last I heard, Elton John took over managing that after Freddie Mercury died. But I haven’t checked in for a while.

  • userse31 [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.net
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    /unjerk You’re autistic, some jackass is pulling a “prank” on you, and you’re not clocking that it’s a “prank”.

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      /unjerk no this is very serious. i lost my gay card and now my homosexuality is unliscensed and I need to get it back so I can be gay properly again

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    Oh I picked it up and returned it to the gay bus driver at the gay bus stop because I thought he could take it to the gay lost and found at the gay bus depot

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