Also, on a sidenote, what’s up with the Taco Bell sauce sexism? The slogans on the mild sauce are in a teen girl handwriting font and say shit like “live, laugh, love” and “bestie <3” and “let’s go on an adventure” and “it’s a secret,” while the Diablo sauce packets are all “ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD” and “WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS!” and “HOW TASTES YOUR FEAR, NEPHALEM?”
I need an IV bag full of Diablo sauce in my life
Also, on a sidenote, what’s up with the Taco Bell sauce sexism? The slogans on the mild sauce are in a teen girl handwriting font and say shit like “live, laugh, love” and “bestie <3” and “let’s go on an adventure” and “it’s a secret,” while the Diablo sauce packets are all “ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD” and “WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS!” and “HOW TASTES YOUR FEAR, NEPHALEM?”
Diablo sauce in an IV bag sounds like something that would come out of a CIA blacksite report.