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The following is a bear patrol advisory
Hexbears have been sighted in your area
Citizens are advised to shelter in place and be wary of unusually fluffy persons claiming to be relatives asking to come in
Do not under any circumstances leave a beanis pot pie cooling on the window sill
That bear got a fat ass.
It’s not fat he just holding farts just in case
they’re all fat asses – it’s all about the angle and lighting. lol
It will break it’s fall scaling down the barbed wire fence and when it hits the ground stars and a puff of dust will comically shoot out. Just watch!
Bear breaking into jail to snag a can of beans.
Beanits
