Squidward is a generous lover. It’s canon now.
He’s a bisexual (male preferred) demisexual icon
😵💫 squidward TENTACLES
Does chastity as a form of bdsm play count? Because that shit is not prudish.
It’s not prudish but still very virtuous from the one in chastity. So much so that they should receive constant affirmations of how good they are.
Chastity and prudishness are not related.
I would argue that the majority of people would prefer to have a single partner that they share their sexuality with, and that is their greater joy.
Chastity cages 😵💫
Just the rest of this series, you’ve milked it dry until the joke has completely shriveled up.
It’s a shitpost, not a joke. Get it right
Incel vibes from Squidward on this one.
How is saying that you should share joy with other people “incel”?
Woman: I don’t want to have sex unless it’s meaningful.
Man: You are a prude for holding out sex.
That’s a reach. But you do you.
That’s a completely unrelated scenario to what is being discussed…
Honestly man I feel like that’s a total non sequitur.
The difference is that squidward isn’t trying to fuck the fish, they’re speaking about sex and intimacy in the abstract
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