Ooh wow light is a ray unless we randomly decide it’s a wave but actually it’s a little particle trust
And don’t get me started on quantum physics. The universe is non local and non real. More like your whole discipline is non real!
We need to get back to the real work, like turning lead into gold, which these fake sciences have completely given up on.
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But also
Natural sciences? Sounds pretty woke
big naturals science
CERN made some gold out of lead for a fraction or a second before.
Another thing billionaires don’t do is donate 10 million dollars to allow a lab to shoot a bunch of protons into lead to make a visible amount of gold and put it in a museum
Idk rapid nuclear decay doesn’t seem very noble to me
Petition to recategorize all sciences as flaccid or tumescent. Perhaps ranked?
Flaccid/turgid is better
It’s all a grift by the science-educational-industrial-complex, get your tax dollars so they can play with their sliderules and collide their large hardons instead of GETTING A JOB
I made a time machine out of a microwave
No, the real work is poetry
Poetry about Spider-Man!
Do not be blinded by science!
The real work
It’s poetry in motion
New Spider-Man villain
The Science Blinder
