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I can’t think of a worse punishment than being trapped in Buffalo
cruel and unusal punishment
I don’t know, sometimes I need my ass blasted out and Buffalo wings are the second best thing for doing that.
I’m afraid to ask what the first best thing is.
Lately? Lettuce, jalapenos, and eggs.
theres a soprano’s/ artie buco quotes that would be hilarious here, but is too vulgar even for me
I’d say I dodged a bullet but I’m the one who opened this Pandora’s box.
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this is what happens when you let the kids borrow the airport for the weekend. they return it completely empty sunda night and you’ve got work in the morning.
So we are really going to do the quiet collapse with oil huh?
Fun fact, commercial air travel is responsible for 2.5% of all CO2 emissions
Children of Kali, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others.
me dancing as the empire crumbles
when i realize i live here
Maybe the planes should eat ramen and get a second job.
The Roman citizens were not told the empire collapsed, they just noticed the roads stopped being repaired.
Seems good to me. Love watching the empire undergo rapid collapse in real time. It starts with Buffalo but may it expand at lightspeed to all other US Airports
no, it’s not a shortage, it’s an act of surprise war conservation
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MAGA Class? What’s that? Well, everything is exactly the same as our current lowest tier tickets: except you get to bring your own jet fuel. And if you want to pay an additional $75 upcharge you can be part of MAGA Plus+, which is the same thing but you need to bring enough fuel for the business class passengers too.Can’t the planes just pull themselves up by their bootstraps?
fuck, I had better fill up my jet.
This kills the airplane.
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The internet indicates this isn’t them being out of fuel it says it’s an electrical problem with the fuel pumps or some shit
Awwwww
