The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 2 个月前Hey, Bert. Bert. Why aren't you smiling, Bert?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up1294arrow-down11
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minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·2 个月前Somebody needs to call Janeway.
minus-squareHupf@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 个月前Beckett Mariner: Boimy’s got a phaser rifle! Nice! Now, how are those different from regular phasers? Brad Boimler: Uh, they take two hands.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 个月前Presumably higher capacity and maybe better output. But like, honestly? Data nuked a dam from miles away with a single shot from the Dustbuster hand phaser. Not sure they really needed more power.
minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 个月前Vulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?” Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.” VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.” Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.” VSA: “IT EXPLODED.” Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.”
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 个月前The real reason Cap Archer’s dad never got to see a warp five. Bet he painted it red because that makes it go faster, too,
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 个月前Ah, the adventures of the USS Hold My Beer
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 个月前she dint have her black coffe that day.
minus-squareBenReilly97@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 个月前Now there’s a level-five transporter accident
Somebody needs to call Janeway.
Beckett Mariner: Boimy’s got a phaser rifle! Nice! Now, how are those different from regular phasers?
Brad Boimler: Uh, they take two hands.
Presumably higher capacity and maybe better output.
But like, honestly? Data nuked a dam from miles away with a single shot from the Dustbuster hand phaser.
Not sure they really needed more power.
Vulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?”
Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.”
VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.”
Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.”
VSA: “IT EXPLODED.”
Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.”
The real reason Cap Archer’s dad never got to see a warp five.
Bet he painted it red because that makes it go faster, too,
Ah, the adventures of the USS Hold My Beer
she dint have her black coffe that day.
Now there’s a level-five transporter accident