yup

What’s especially funny is that he didn’t even script that, he just came up with it on the spot. And now it’s the joke he’s most known for.

Trade in their PCs to who? Fucking Aquaman?

I recently finished The Murder of Roger Ackroyd. It’s a good start if you want to get into Agatha Christie novels.

“Jim Crow? You mean like the character from Dumbo?”

When we watched this as kids, my sister and I liked to joke about how the witch did him a favor.

It depends on what you’re ordering. The bean-heavy items are typically the ones that’ll wreck you.

Fun fact: my mom says that I would always laugh at this scene when I was little.

…No, I haven’t been institutionalized. Why do you ask?

Sure, if you like burned coffee.

Or Eat the Rich by Aerosmith

He’s an ally cat [canned laughter]

to the stars (through suffering? New one for me)

“Through adversity” is the translation I’ve heard.

Don’t you need to have a personality for that?

You beat me by one minute 😂

but the decision could fall to Trump, who has opposed banning TikTok.

I firmly believe he only ever said that to get elected. Trump is the one who called for the ban in the first place, and he’s already shown that he won’t be following through on the campaign promises he doesn’t actually care about.

So much time for activities!

The companies said a merger would help them better compete with big retailers like Walmart, Costco and Amazon.

You ARE big retailers!