Donald Trump on Sunday said vandals are to blame for large swaths of dead grass on the National Mall near the World War II Memorial — in the same spot where Trump had a stage built and hosted crowds for his July 4 celebration.
Trump made the accusation in a social media post without saying why he believes it’s the work of vandals instead of trampled turf from the Independence Day festivities. He posted a photo showing a once-grassy area by the World War II Memorial, now patchy and brown across much of the sprawling turf.
“Look what VANDALS did to the grass connecting the vandalized World War II Monument and the vandalized Reflecting Pool, which will be opened again, and better than ever, shortly,” Trump said on his Truth Social platform.
He’s actually right about vandals, but just not in the way he thinks he is.
Is this the “someone shit in my pants”, but the lawn edition?
Vandal-In-Chief praises the efforts of his vassal vandals:
“Look what VANDALS did to the grass connecting the vandalized World War II Monument and the vandalized Reflecting Pool, which will be opened again, and better than ever, shortly”
He’s not complaining, he’s crowing.
His meaning of “better than ever” is different from that of any sane person
For some reason I’m reminded of that crazy lady that was the GF of Junior screaming to an empty room about how the “best is yet to COME!!!”
Whatever happened to that crazy lady, anyway? 🤔
Oh right, she was used up and cast aside like a used Kleenex…
They split in 2024, but she got “being the ambassador to Greece” out of it.
Yeah, maybe a softer landing than most of his former insiders get, I suppose. Still, probably orchestrated to get her away and out of the picture w/o her writing some tell-all book…
“I wanna be the ambassador… to France!!!”
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He dumped her and Trump made her go away with a ambassador role
Maybe it was all the Diet Coke that did it?
“Your dad argues that diet soda is good for him because it kills grass – if poured on grass – so, therefore, it must kill cancer cells inside the body,” Oz said on Triggered with Don Jr, the president’s eldest son’s podcast.
East wing destroyed, reflecting pool destroyed, lawn destroyed. I wish we could see before and after pics.
Don’t forget the rose garden
Literally the old man yelling about people on his grass
He thinks he can say anything and it will distract us from his war crimes and the sex trafficking from Mari Lago and the rapes and the sexual assaults and the pedophilia and adultery and all the fraud and insider trading and market manipulation and bribery and election interference and the treason and the fake elector scheme and dodging the draft and colluding with dictators and constantly lying to the public and alienating all our nation state allies and depleting our military’s munitions and filling the government with incompetent loyalists and etc etc etc the list never fucking ends…
And he thinks he can point at some grass and say “hey look over there!” And we will just roll over and fall for it.
His cult of mouth-breathers will believe anything focks nooz tells them to be outraged at
What a dumbass. Does he know how much shit is exploding out of both ends of his disgusting lumpy fleshsuit, or is he really that oblivious?
He’s demented
I dunno, that feels insulting to demented people somehow.
Deedididee dideeeeeee!
I think he’s trolling the American public. He knows darn well that it was vandalized - by him. And he knows that no one is going to do a damn thing about it.
Not so much trolling as he is distracting from his constant crimes.
He is literally so fucking senile. Jesus Christ.
Man, you’d think that the residence of the president of the united states would have the security to prevent people from messing up the grass. I guess it’s easier to get to the president than was thought possible. I wonder if he’s a security nightmare to the people who have to protect his worthless ass.
That’s why he arrives to the Whitehouse by Catering One nowadays.
These fucken guys again:
How does he still have supporters though? He doesn’t even know where he is 95% of the time.
Identity cult
Anyone who don’t think my pants was vandalized by librulcrats should go back to helicopters school.
He can’t even take responsibility for trampled grass
