“Kif! Have the men greased and hardened for immediate testosterone inspections!”

Testing the soldiers for kooties to make sure only the manliest men get accepted into the troop

Ah, i see, the new plan for the Iran thingie is to get juiced until the troops can slide through the blockade on the grease from their gym acne.

The move comes as other Trump administration officials have begun to advocate for men to have easier access to testosterone replacement therapies…

So they are giving the troops gender-affirming care? Sounds woke.

Pete’s test is to have every new boy in ARMY perform their manliness in front of him while he drinks whiskey wearing a bathrobe.

Lmao did y’all see him with those ten pounder dumbbells like completely incapable of lifting them above his collarbone

forcefem every troop

You know I’m always down to stop doing drug prohibition because it doesn’t work.

But the idea that America if failing because the troops don’t have enough test is so fucking funny. Like they need to speed up the “strong men create good times” cycle and they break the cycle by making male hormones abundant. Like they’ll have a trans man shatter the conception of trans people by being a war hero ala Mulan. Iran will crash an IKEA drone with a stick of dynamite into the troops and they’ll dust themselves off after the smoke clears like they’re in Dragonball.

Sergeant I can’t piss again

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