When I was a child I thought all meals for children were called happy meals so I would often refer to food for adults as sad meals
some days that’s true
some days
oh yes, we need to keep this guy up, and he just loved me
Stalin tried to quit working the fryer station three times, but his resignations were denied.
Breaking BDS are we?
YEAH MR WHITE. YEAH ZIONISM!!
Lenin never said that. But marx did say
Only your small-minded German philistine who measures world history by the ell and by what he happens to think are ‘interesting news items’, could regard 20 years as more than a day where major developments of this kind are concerned, though these may be again succeeded by days into which 20 years are compressed
This is an interesting coincidence because when I have junk food, they’ll be weeks where decades happen, but when I diet and exercise, they’ll be decades where weeks happen
The first few decades of my life only weeks happened, i’m only a few weeks old, goo goo gaga
