neither my partner nor i have ever watched James bond slop so we were discussing it and IMO I feel like if I had to gender swap the name/role I’d go with “Cock Abounds” and they really liked it
Plenty O’Toole

Paul Cockshott
Rod Long
I give this a lot of points for being a plausible real life name
Hog wild


Richard Manly
Worth noting manly is a real last name. I met one in the wild for real.
My partner said my version (cock abounds) was their favorite until i mentioned yours
I think yours works better in a drag context than mine. It has panache
I worked in tech support and people called in who had real names that were wild. The one that I remember the most is Crystal Pfister.
The one that I remember the most is Crystal Pfister.
It’s a hell of a name.
Miles Phallus, the fourth. Written last name first as Phallus 4, Miles.
neopussy galore
Bussy Galore
Shaft
Oh my fucking god i forgot shaft existed
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Ben Dover, Phil McCracken, Mike Hawk, Hugh Jass, Jack Mehoff, Seymore Cox
Rod Long, Peter Plenty, Harry Johnson, Dick Stroker, Willie Hardigan
Phil McCracken
This but Phillip McCucci…
like 20 years ago I lived in Vero Beach for a short time and this dude ran for city hall or something. I worked for a local newspaper and we had a bunch of his campaign swag and people fought over it. I wanted a hat so bad.
Dick O’Plenty
Hugh G. Rection
Hugh Johnson
Gotta Lottadong
Richards Aplenty
This is my fav so far even though i love my own ideas so
Edit my partner wants it to be dicks a plenty and no matter how much i say THAT’S THE JOKE im the asshole so i’m sorry i withdraw my support
I understand
I should have went the distance and went with Dix
That’s what I get for being clever, the eunuch version of funny
That’s what I get for being clever, the eunuch version of funny
Hey, if you can’t be a comedian, at least you can be a “humorist” and be like a guest on NPR or write for the New Yorker or something.
No no no no shhhhhh you did the best so far, shhhh
Yeah… Shut it down, this is the one.











