• snoons@piefed.caEnglish
    32·
    5 days ago

    HEY. IT’S DANGEROUS TO POOP ALONE! YOU DON’T KNOW WHO’S ROUND HERE TO SNEAK UP ON YAH. HEY! OPEN THE DOOR SO I CAN WATCH YAH BACK. HEY!

    • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
      1·
      2 days ago

      YES I CAN’T LIE I HAVE SQUATTED MY SQUEEN
      NOW GRAB THIS OUTSTRETCHED POOP STICK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
    20·
    5 days ago

    “It’s easier to just leave every door open. In fact, just remove the doors in your house, you don’t need them.”

    ~Cat

  • Akasazh@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    4 days ago

    Cats are territorial animals, who mark their territory with scent.

    You only mark the toilet, hence the cats is convinced it’s your most precious place.

    So it wants in.