Cool rocks
Now I’m wondering why I have pockets on MY clothes
To hold the debt
Leaves, good pieces of mulch, snacks
Parent here.
I assure you they have goals.
Are they your goals? No. But they are goals.
Those keys on the counter? That dog food bowl? The poison under the sink? All goals
Also, cannot overstate how selfish you are for not letting them have ANY of the poison under the sink. Would be entirely justified to scream and cry until you learn how to share.
I mean chemical X was good for the powerpuff girls.
Ay but how did it fare for Mojo Jojo, or the Rowdy Boys? And we all know what happened to Bunny…
Baby boys get pockets my six year old daughter doesnt. Nice.
Teach her sow, then add pocket herself.
Playing the long game, first you have to sow cotton to make thread
they’re for storing cool rocks, obviously, and it’s adults who are the fools for abandoning this wisdom
Rocks, snails, sand, bottle caps, so many possibilities!
Tater tots
Multiple? Look at Mr fancy pockets here
Cargo diapers
imagine this pitcher of iced tea is really a gallon of your feces
So much sand. So very much
Pockets in baby clothes exist to frustrate women.
Its to encourage having babies.
Need pockets? Use your baby’s pockets!
They get them hooked on pockets when they’re young, then magically take them away for “professionalism” and “dress code”
A couple of years off the pockets and they’ll be back, but this time the only way you’re getting pockets is with a baby or one of those giant purses with chihuahua.
Pocket sand. Obviously.
For candies and cool rocks
They definitely have goals. Not long term ones, but “sneak cool rocks home” is a goal.
As a parent I can answer this one. Nice rocks mostly. Sometimes bugs or candy or sand. Sticks tend to be too big.
It’s to hold lizards and acorn caps.
I WISH my kids would bring home lizards
For rocks.
My 4yo says she keeps candy in her candy pockets. I hope that remains the case long into adulthood.
For rocks and grass and sand
