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Gates9@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

"Guess what's in my ass!"

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"Guess what's in my ass!"

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Gates9@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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    I hope it’s a sleeve of Mentos and a liter of Coke Cola? 🤞

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      Just order a large, Farva

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    AIPAC

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    “Guess: What’s in my ass!”

    What a brand motto.

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      Their plugs are all the rage rn

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    Not much of a guess

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    Ass pennies

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    Poop

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        Hm, a large Bad Dragon Rex, in signature color, and medium firmness.

        Or cancer. Could always be cancer.

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        Would that it twher so simple

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          “…it’s complicated.”

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    The vibrating egg you use to cheat at chess?

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    the reaction to my next post in my scroll pretty much sums up my reaction to this

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      Its got the juice!

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    A butterfly collection? Seven scented erasers?

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      Oooh, they’re scented alright

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        And flavoured too!

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    Unredacted Trump-epstein files?

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      lemmy won’t allow me to post the tm symbol :(

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    What’s left of a glass jar.

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      Can’t tell if exclusively shock reference or also a play on the guys name (Jared).

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        Shock. I have no idea who this guy is. You mean he might be into it?

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          Democrat Representative Jared Moskowitz for Florida’s 23rd district.

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    Thats a cucumber face. Zero shame just vegan joy.

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