I feel like this is something they would do with Mt. Dew. I would also try it at least once.
Dewitos
I can’t stop reading this in that JD Vance meme voice
I can’t look away
You must be stronk
The list of other flavors there reminded me of the Flaming Hot Mountain Dew. I loved that so much. I wish they would bring it back.
It honestly hurts me to think about how well this would sell
How does one report a crime against humanity?
Every day we stray further from God’s light
🤢
I think a sack of flour would make a big biscuit!
probably just powdered dorito dust into the soda
Is it Dark Berry or Cool Ranch flavour? Or both?
I think it probably isn’t a meme… And also I can’t imagine merging these flavors in any possible way that doesn’t just taste like a burp.
Sounds disgusting. I love it.
I’d try it
I’d try it, and hate myself, and then try it again just to be sure.
Would not
Involuntary vomit
No. Just No.
And this is coming from a Cool Ranch Doritos fan.
/puke
If there can be a spicy cool ranch taqui, this should also be valid. I will still not consume either.





