chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · edit-211 days agoSoftBank: Golden Goose theory of valuehexbear.netimagemessage-square35linkfedilinkarrow-up170arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up169arrow-down1imageSoftBank: Golden Goose theory of valuehexbear.netchgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · edit-211 days agomessage-square35linkfedilinkfile-text
https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf Via Ed Zitron https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/0ba416da-9925-436f-a750-18480d1c4000
minus-squarenohaybanda [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·11 days agoPictured: the head of an investment bank describing the novel idea of ROI using a children’s story Not pictured: the AI goose needing 5-10 golden eggs worth of feed to produce each new egg
minus-squareLeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·11 days agooh, it’s AI, i thought they were teaching labor theory of value via goose metaphor
minus-squareOwl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 days agoIt’s not AI either, this guy’s been making incomprehensible goose metaphors for years.
minus-squarechgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 days agoFor real? That’s amazing
minus-squarechgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 days agoWell they aren’t any longer allowed to own workers.
minus-squarechgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·11 days agoAlso forgetting the moral of the story don’t valorize the golden goose
Pictured: the head of an investment bank describing the novel idea of ROI using a children’s story
Not pictured: the AI goose needing 5-10 golden eggs worth of feed to produce each new egg
oh, it’s AI, i thought they were teaching labor theory of value via goose metaphor
It’s not AI either, this guy’s been making incomprehensible goose metaphors for years.
For real? That’s amazing
Well they aren’t any longer allowed to own workers.
Also forgetting the moral of the story don’t valorize the golden goose