Austerity going real well for the UK right now I see

A specter is haunting TERF Island

What is up with the Br*'ish lately? I’ve heard of beavers being genocided by Angloids, yesterday I heard about marmots or what have you hunting rats inside, of all places, a children’s prison, and now babies are allowed to have bank accounts? What the fuck is happening up there?

“H- Hello, ca- can I have a loan? ASAP?”

“Is baby bank where you deposit your babies and later withdraw more babies? Asking for a friend”