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minus-squareironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·2 days agoIf, hypothetically, some sort of person who didn’t have a dick and balls were to eat it?
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 days agoIt’s expunging 15g of crotchmeat no matter what you do or don’t have, so buckle up.
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·2 days agoSo, for reference, studies like the sources for this article suggest the average human penis weighs between 70-100 grams. So you’d be growing a micropenis at 15g. Not quite the effusive expulsion you were imagining.
minus-squareironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoOh. So if someone had a Wait. Penises get erect by engorging with fluid. Do you lose a smaller percentage if you have an erect vs flaccid penis while eating one?
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoYes. And you don’t lose all of it, if you’re particularly well-endowed.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoyou get all the dicksandballses that have fallen off since the last dickandballsless person to eat one
minus-squareironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoSo this is just a snack for all trans people?
If, hypothetically, some sort of person who didn’t have a dick and balls were to eat it?
It’s expunging 15g of crotchmeat no matter what you do or don’t have, so buckle up.
So, for reference, studies like the sources for this article suggest the average human penis weighs between 70-100 grams.
So you’d be growing a micropenis at 15g. Not quite the effusive expulsion you were imagining.
Oh. So if someone had a
Wait. Penises get erect by engorging with fluid. Do you lose a smaller percentage if you have an erect vs flaccid penis while eating one?
Yes.
And you don’t lose all of it, if you’re particularly well-endowed.
you get all the dicksandballses that have fallen off since the last dickandballsless person to eat one
So this is just a snack for all trans people?
Yeah, like David Bowie