Dude has the figure and the body language, and obviously likes what he’s doing. He’s into it. You aren’t gonna win that game. Because what if you smile at him and he smiles back for real?
Clearly you haven’t been in the Marines. Gay chicken ends when either party admits defeat, or in the hospital from old age after many, many years of happy marriage.
the only way to win that interaction, there, is to flash an even bigger creepy smile after the mask comes off.
Keep the arm around him, hold a long intense stoic stare followed with, “… put the mask back on,” with the calmest menace you can muster
Dude has the figure and the body language, and obviously likes what he’s doing. He’s into it. You aren’t gonna win that game. Because what if you smile at him and he smiles back for real?
Clearly you haven’t been in the Marines. Gay chicken ends when either party admits defeat, or in the hospital from old age after many, many years of happy marriage.
I hear you get good benefits if you’re married…
A Bugs Bunny-esque kiss would do.