Ok, bet.
Instead of blowing it up it would be more fun to orchestrat the worlds largest Jenga game with a few people and moving its bricks until it topples over
I do wonder, if a Communist Revolution happened in America tomorrow… What do you do with DC?
Lots of Socialists suggested moving the nation’s capital to Chicago because it was an industrial hub, and was more centrally located.
But even if you do that, what about all those monuments to genocidal slave holders?
No need to tear it down, they are historically important buildings that can be used for educating people on the horrible ideology of the country. Make everyone look at The Apotheosis of Washington and teach them about the concept of civil religion. Show them the monuments for all the American kids the state drafted and murdered for the sake of “freedom” in Vietnam and Korea (pointing out that the victims from North Vietnam, North Korea, China, etc. go unremarked) and tell them about what actually happened in those wars and why.
DC becomes the reeducation district and students tour it
Freeze it in time as a monument to capital’s hubris
Make a Tetris around the Washington monument
Melting down the statue for the copper
This is also why they’ve stopped making pennies
What is it like to have ones flakes bongled?
Like getting your tingly parts tickled by an angel
An angel named Flakes Q. Bongler
metaphorically stripping down the state apparatus for the copper in the walls
literally stripping down the state apparatus for the copper in the wallsAmerica deserves the Trump ballroom
It’s such a stupid waste of time the guy demolished the east wing already. What’s he gonna do, put it back?
Still not about the ballroom but the datacenter below it.
Comrade Trump de-settlerizing America one slave-monument at a time. Trust the plan.
Trump if you’re reading this: The statue of liberty is there to welcome ilegal aliens into the US. Please remove it so illegals stop coming.
B-but…!
I want a trump designed statue of liberty so bad
Gold plated. Caked up. Sequin dress. Holding a golf driver. Holding a bag of McDonald’s. Ivanka’s face. Trump’s name is all over the pedestal.
Dont forget the huge honkers. Is not a lady without big boobs.
Gold plated. Caked up. Sequin dress. Holding a golf driver. Caked up. Holding a bag of McDonald’s.
Ivanka’sTrump’s face. Caked up. Trump’s name is all over the pedestal.
The symbol of america is a rusty french chick on immigration island just disgraceful
no more half measures walter
No Liberty! Only Justice!Someone convince Trump that the statue of liberty is a Weeping Angel and needs to be nuked.
Folks, we’ll get these angels - we’ve got this thing NERV - the new n word, I call it, and we have this guy named Shinji. Good kid, very good kid - he gets into the mech and says “Angels, don’t destroy America anymore, or I’ll beat the hell out of you.” And this kid Shinji, folks, he just beats them and beats them."Is Baron going to follow the anime, manga, or reboot timeline?
Statue of LIB-erty“We’re gonna make her hot! She wasn’t hot before, ugliest french chick I’ve ever seen, but when we’re done she will be.”
