You: “human beings are extremely adaptable organisms, that’s like our whole evolutionary strategy as a species.”
Me: “Mmmmmm dino nuggies again!”
We are not the same.
cw: I lied
JK I love variety. I understand picky eaters in theory, but I cannot even begin to empathize. They’ll have to settle for my sympathy and confused tolerance
You: “human beings are extremely adaptable organisms, that’s like our whole evolutionary strategy as a species.”
Me: “Mmmmmm dino nuggies again!”
We are not the same.
cw: I lied
JK I love variety. I understand picky eaters in theory, but I cannot even begin to empathize. They’ll have to settle for my sympathy and confused tolerance
My body is a garbage disposal (for plants, fungi, and sometimes silly little bacteriums only though)
You call them dino nuggies even though there is literally 0 triceratops in them?
Birds are dinosaurs. Exhibit A:
Im pretty sure that’s neither a dinosaur nor a bird
Are you an ornithologist?
Im an onanist. Is that anything?
Yeah, it is!
it's...
FUCKING SICK. MAINTAIN YOUR VITAL ESSENCES OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES, SINNER!