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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前

Stadium construction begins at White House for UFC Freedom 250

www.wral.com

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Stadium construction begins at White House for UFC Freedom 250

www.wral.com

stumu415@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前
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Construction is underway at the White House to build a temporary structure for next month's UFC fight.
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    Building a clown arena at the circus.

    • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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      As a circus performer, I’d like to take a moment to point out that the circus is traditionally full of outcasts and artists who challenge the status quo and are often exploited by capitalism. It’s also given us antifascist icons like Josephine Baker.

      I know it’s a common saying and I’m just pissing into the ocean here, but I’m just trying to make a small change for the better. This dumpster fire of a regime could not run a circus if they wanted to.

      • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        They couldn’t run a bath

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          I tried to run a bath, but the collar kept sinking

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          They’d run a bath for the kids.

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    • Norin@lemmy.world
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      We’re plenty ashamed, don’t worry.

      • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
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        About 70% of us, anyway.

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    Even President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho didn’t waste money like this.

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    I wonder how Fox Mews is going to spin it when the orange pedo starts drooling over the UFC fighters and starts telling them how sexy and gorgeous they are…

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      I’m expecting them to give him a title belt they just invented.

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        UFC also stands for Ugly Fat Cunt.

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      Nah but he will go on at length about how big a man he is and everybody says he should have had a career as a great fighter more and more. Bigly.

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      I’m pretty sure you need to be over 18 to qualify for ufc…

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        well he almost licked that other ufc fighter he saw the other week … maybe a 20 something is now young enough to feel like pedophilia for him

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lEM2dGpbD0

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          Umm yeah…things I didn’t need to see for 500 Alex, material right there

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            sorry

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              All good, wasn’t an issue just commenting on my disgust of that

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    This photo looks like a giant robotic insect is moments away from destroying the White House. Sadly, this is not the case.

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    Just wondering when Iran is gonna have those ICBMs ready.

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      Two weeks!

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    What a complete fucking joke.

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      When the king is a clown, the palace becomes a circuis

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      When propaganda causes voters to vote 3rd party or stay home, you get to live in conservative clown reality.

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        The candidates are what drove people to sit out or vote 3rd party. Trump or Dick Cheney’s favorite genocidal candidate isn’t a choice worth making. The longer people like yourself refuse to face reality, the longer it’ll be before we dig ourselves out of this deep hole.

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      LOL first thing I thought of.

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    It’s going to take soooo long to get Trump’s stank out of DC…

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      He’s not leaving. That’s why he wants his bunker ballroom. If he’s alive for the midterms, say “goodbye” to the democratic voting process entirely.

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        He’ll die eventually.

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          That’s not soon enough!

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    Great, there will be crowds there. Maybe overwhelmed security. Confusing lights. Good opportunity to take a shot.

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      Honestly, best opportunity.

      Could people stop fucking this up, please‽

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    bread and circuses

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    Hamburgers and circuses for the faithful.

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    It’s going to take forever to de-stench the WH after that dumb turd finally gets flushed. Might as well demolish the whole fucking area…

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    It’s ironic how just pictures of the building (or lack of) itself is more truthful about what’s going on than anyone in the administration.

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    I’ll be continuing my tax strike

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      Staunchly unemployed here!

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