I remember reading about some high tech super smooth glass being developed that tomato sauce glides right over.
Then around the same time the sauce industry switched over to squeezy plastic bottles that solve the problem of no sauce coming out of the glass bottle until you give it a few whacks and it all comes out at once.
But they also introduced the problem of any amount of crusty sauce on the nozzle makes a jet stream of sauce eject in a nominally random direction that allways ends up on your shirt.
Where are the magic glass sauce bottles we were promised?
the magic glass was invented in east germany, sadly it was too sturdy for capitalist economics so nobody makes it anymore
A communist should be able to change a diaper, follow a trail, tend a farm, raise cattle, criticize a political manifesto, drive stick, teach a child, play an instrument, resolve disputes, organize a union, bind a wound, care for the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, read a map, mend a garment, gather mushrooms, hack a computer, and cook a tasty meal. Specialization is for the bourgeoisie.
bruh i don’t have time to learn all that i barely have time to go to the grocery and the gym
deep cut allusion, I’m guessing 1 in 5 bears know it (or less)
I recognize the quote and like the general sentiment, but not the author.
same, that’s why i changed a bunch of the more militaristic lines from the original to community and political activism oriented ones, and swapped in some direct allusions to the German Ideology
A communist should be able to change a diaper, follow a trail, tend a farm, raise cattle, criticize a political manifesto, drive stick, teach a child, play an instrument, resolve disputes, organize a union, bind a wound, care for the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, read a map, mend a garment, gather mushrooms, hack a computer, and cook a tasty meal. Specialization is for the bourgeoisie.
comrade we had a pinned dramafarming bait post a week ago where OP didn’t get the silver legion, 1 in 5 is generous for this
also I’m in the 4+/5, idgi
it’s more of an aspirational statement about being a well rounded person who can contribute to their community and rejecting simply being a cog in the capitalist machine than a checklist
A communist should be able to change a diaper, follow a trail, tend a farm, raise cattle, criticize a political manifesto, drive stick, teach a child, play an instrument, resolve disputes, organize a union, bind a wound, care for the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, read a map, mend a garment, gather mushrooms, hack a computer, and cook a tasty meal. Specialization is for the bourgeoisie.
The answer is usually PFAS.
what’s the holdup with the magic glass bottle?
I’ll take things a homunculus might say for 500 Alex
I don’t know what you mean about the shirt but you get rid of the crust by squirting the first bit of every use into the trash can, it’s the trash tithe, omnomnomnom
This poster is a trash can trying to trick us into giving trash cans more food
Do not listen
Retvrn to squat little jars and tiny spoons with long handles.
Where are the flying cars?
They all got turned into drones
Pigs fly , in helicopters
tfw you are glancing between the bottle of White Crow and Masterfoods in a panic, absolutely paralysed from indecision in the centre of the aisle at IGA.
your eyes wander slightly to the right and absolute terror grips you as you realise that even HP comes in a squeezy plastic bottle - which is inexplicable shaped exactly the same as the old glass bottle.
I’ll beat a sleeping @FlakesBongler@hexbear.net to the punch for once as I sit on the toilet in the middle of the night relieving myself of ice cream shits
I give this the Flakes Bongler seal of approval
