Mostly.

There are still a handful of progressive candidates out there who kinda suck for various reasons but I’d still probably vote for them over a fucking CHUD. Like I’ll happily nail my 95 theses on Zohran Mamdani’s door outlining what a Lib he is, but if I lived in NYC I’d probably have voted for him over fucking Cuomo.

Platner got so much sus shit in his background IDK what I’d do if I lived in Maine. I’d probably get some chowder and then go for a nice hike, or maybe go kayaking. Ahhh, to live in the green hills of New England…

Sorry what were we talking about?