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OP demonstrating their lack of understanding of what a loincloth is.
It’s a shower curtain for your peepee parts, right?
There’s a reason Sam inexplicably got gayer and gayer for Frodo.
A loincloth passes between the legs, covering your junk. The “flaps” are just the ends of the fabric…
Apparently, in The Hobbit, Gollum is described as turning out his pockets, and in LotR, he’s described as having ragged garments.
If the movie can invent a loincloth, then we in the audience can decide it’s a magic loincloth that never reveals anything from any angle.
No magic needed. It’s a normal loincloth, where it’s one strip of cloth. The middle part holds your junk and the flaps are just the loose ends hanging over the belt.
