Particularly when a snake gangbang is going on and you’re late to the party
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waking up early didn’t help me either 🤔
Beginner mistake. The early bird gets the worm, not the cloaca.
That’s the face of a horny boi
Sleeping on ice tends to do that too
That’s ok, he tricks the other males into thinking he’s a female so that they warm him up.
How did you get this picture of me?
This is missing the best part where he pretends to be a female so the other males try to mate with him and it warms him up
How TF are those captions in David Attenborough voice
How can I attend the snorgy
The early wyrm gets the sperm.
