in the heatwave. straight up “jorking it” and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My thermometer

Is that Tom from MySpace?

Krakenmaxxing

Wanted that D taste and got latex instead 😢

When the Breathalyzer shows high blood alcohol content, my dead mother shows up to judge me for it

Bracing for the Water Wars of 2030

Billy Corgan is a self-described free market libertarian capitalist https://www.nme.com/news/music/billy-corgan-speaks-political-stance-following-controversial-donald-trump-comments-2271885

Now that’s a lot of damage

82% of researchers cite studies without reading them, I’m pretty sure I read this somewhere

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All Cops Are… Bootylicious? That doesn’t sound right

There was some kind of contract problem, we’ve been given an extension

In case you missed it: https://youtube.com/shorts/dmohsez6fck

I believe I was on the receiving end of one of these acts of magnitude. I was pretty drunk at the time, but I remember looking down and muttering, “Huh. Eleven.”

More wholesome than what I was thinking

Did you finance a hot dog?

Yes

F

I am in this picture and I don’t consent