Sometimes I'll have a joke related to the topic and am waiting to deliver it. Then the topic changes and it doesn't work anymore. Only I know how good the joke was, and I carry that to my grave
Yes exactly!! Some of my other faves:Fresh off a destroyer, nothing but a dance belt and a tube of ChapStick You know what you people are, you're bastard people I'm gonna go home and bite my pillow
It's called Revenge Bedtime Procrastination. That's a real term, you can look it up