Why does everything, and I mean everything, have to be terrible now

This would be a good name for a pub

You have to add “Thoughts &” for the prayers to be effective

in the heatwave. straight up “jorking it” and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My thermometer

Is that Tom from MySpace?

Krakenmaxxing

Wanted that D taste and got latex instead 😢

When the Breathalyzer shows high blood alcohol content, my dead mother shows up to judge me for it

Bracing for the Water Wars of 2030

Billy Corgan is a self-described free market libertarian capitalist https://www.nme.com/news/music/billy-corgan-speaks-political-stance-following-controversial-donald-trump-comments-2271885

Now that’s a lot of damage

82% of researchers cite studies without reading them, I’m pretty sure I read this somewhere

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All Cops Are… Bootylicious? That doesn’t sound right

There was some kind of contract problem, we’ve been given an extension

In case you missed it: https://youtube.com/shorts/dmohsez6fck

I believe I was on the receiving end of one of these acts of magnitude. I was pretty drunk at the time, but I remember looking down and muttering, “Huh. Eleven.”

More wholesome than what I was thinking