It’s just a big kitty, boys! I can deal with this, I know kitties

She ate

Imagine trying to hide an entire pair of legs when you’re hanging out with ants

That’s my favorite part 😆

Nation State bad

Liechtenstein bad

Maldives bad

Seychelles bad

Bahrain bad

Etc.

Try renaming it thesis_final-draft_v.6.9_final_FINAL.docx

Yes exactly!! Some of my other faves:

Fresh off a destroyer, nothing but a dance belt and a tube of ChapStick

You know what you people are, you’re bastard people

I’m gonna go home and bite my pillow

“Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!” (slams phone into receiver)

Try fresh-squeezed instead of concentrate

The turtles are not safe from Python

Penis… avarice?

Let’s see what Mage Hand does on this boyo

It is too much work. The problem is the system, not you. I know that’s not a helpful answer 😓

Relatable 😩

May I exit

Perception check passed, grandma

Why does it have a little barrel of brandy around its neck

The scripts were a mystery to scholars until they were decoded in 1998, coincidentally the same year the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table

I’ve been listening to a podcast called The Breakup Theory (“conversations about collective liberation and ending things”). This connects really well

Speaking of crows, some writers I follow recently organized into a crow-themed collective. It makes me super happy!

https://www.cawshinythings.com/