Sometimes I'll have a joke related to the topic and am waiting to deliver it. Then the topic changes and it doesn't work anymore. Only I know how good the joke was, and I carry that to my grave
Yes exactly!! Some of my other faves:Fresh off a destroyer, nothing but a dance belt and a tube of ChapStick You know what you people are, you're bastard people I'm gonna go home and bite my pillow
Babies did not consent to this and will be so mad when they realize what you've done