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minus-squareFilthyShrooms@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up112·4 days agoYou’re scared of puddles because your shoes will get dirty I’m scared of puddles because I have holes in my shoes We are not the same
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 days agoOf course they have holes how else would you get your feet in.
minus-squareKSP Atlas@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoFrom a topological perspective, shoes either have a dozen holes or millions of holes, depending on what you count
minus-squarecalcopiritus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoAnd the feet go in neither of them.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 days agoAnd they’re often dirty enough I can’t see the bottom. I may just bloop down there and cease existing.
You’re scared of puddles because your shoes will get dirty
I’m scared of puddles because I have holes in my shoes
We are not the same
Of course they have holes how else would you get your feet in.
From a topological perspective, shoes either have a dozen holes or millions of holes, depending on what you count
And the feet go in neither of them.
Thanks, Dad.
And they’re often dirty enough I can’t see the bottom. I may just bloop down there and cease existing.