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Susaga@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Susaga@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    There are two types of people in the world:

    1. People who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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    Checl out this cool video, guys!

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      This not fooling me might be the first positive thing I can say about Liquid Glass

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    There are two types of people in the world…

    People who need closure…

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      And what’s the other type?

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        that's the joke

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    This video does a good explanation on how.

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    This is gonna be good, I’ll wait!

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      Let me join in, we’ll be twice as fast.

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