Unless you’re trying to play a wacky game. Then it quickly turns into game of thrones.

I have the same reaction as I do when someone says the MCU is still making movies. Good for you. I’m still going to go elsewhere.

It kind of IS a meaningful distinction, though. You can get power and influence without seeking it, and you can seek power and influence without having it. Not everyone who has power is genocidal and not everyone who is genocidal has power.

The idea that power corrupts feels like a way for the corrupt to blame something other than themselves for their corruption. They justify their evil deeds by saying “anyone in my position would do the same,” ignoring all the people not doing the same. They were always corrupt, but nobody noticed until they had power.

The first time it happened, it wasn’t even the state that did it.

Nah, it tells us about the people who seek out power and influence.

You can’t break a sand pit. You can try, but all you’ll do is throw sand around, and then you won’t have a sand pit to play around in. Plus, you’ll just piss people off with all the sand you’ve been throwing. I hear it gets everywhere.

Who says “very frightened”? They just say “terrified”, which is surprisingly NOT what the infographic recommends! And “very perfect” is just nonsense. So is “very well-to-do”, which feels like they worked backwards instead of figuring out what “very wealthy” would be.

These guys need to proofread their own work, I guess.

Oh wow, Yagami became a god by writing a name? I’ve heard this one before.

It wouldn’t be GOOD, but it’d take a bit of the edge off.

Nah, they failed their death saves

Then they deport the winner anyway, because citizenship doesn’t matter to Trump.

Chatgpt is awful for people who have delusions.

That explains it. I was partway through reading a manga, then it stopped loading and told me there weren’t any pages. Which was odd because I was sure I was looking at a page from it just an hour before.

Is it just a complicated form of embezzlement? You have some unqualified fucks put stock video clips and mindless musack together in windows movie maker so you have an excuse to pay them way too much? The marketting department sure as shit isn’t helping the product’s marketting.

My money is on “the most useless skill that’s actually the most powerful.”

Do centaurs count as furry? Centaurs are half-regular-person and half-regular-bestiality, and furries always seemed like a bit more of a blend.

Not counting Tabaxi, Leonins, Shifters, Minotaurs, Satyrs, Harengons, Loxodons, Giffs, and potentially Bugbears? No, I don’t think so. Because Yuan-ti, Lizardfolks, Dragonborns, Tortles, Kobolds, Locathahs and Grungs count as scalies. And I think Aarakocras, Kenkus and Owlins count as feathery.

Wait, how are we handling druids? Cause they can be any race…

Have you ever thought about taking him on a trip to El Dorado?

“What do they look like?”
“Middle sliders on the character creator.”

“Any motivations?”
“Do quests to earn money.”

“How about a backstory?”
“Did quests and earned money.”

Yes, but not in the way you’re hoping. It’s not a joke meaning “it didn’t happen”, but it’s a joke in the way everything this chucklefuck does is a joke.