by Mike Luckovich
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As I was scanning, I misread it as, “…added a fifth foreskin.”
That’s just gluttonous, nobody needs that many foreskins
Not unless ya fry 'em with garlic and onions!
dude i just ate.
don’t make me hungry again.
The lesser known idiom, Foreskin of the Apocalypse.
They’ve fought so hard for the other four, not sure why they need to be their own.
Why is Famine on a pale horse instead of Death?
seems redundant
Why is the skeleton with a scythe Famine…?
I think pestilence is holding the scythe.
It’s a bit unclear if it’s actually Famine holding it, but if so, it’s worth noting that many (most?) famines are the result of poor growing seasons/harvests, so the scythe isn’t terribly inappropriate.
The question is why death looks like a marathon runner.
Would be funnier if it was the Epstein files.
The fifth horseman is Chaos, but he got thrown out with the big syrupy things.
