edit: more “elon musk is so rich that”
Needs more ‘Elon Musk is so rich that’
Done!
I swear I was on mushrooms for a second there…
My brain was skipping like a vinyl for a moment.
elon musk is so rich that his wealth collapses into an economical black hole
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What happens in September?
Nice try, FBI. Nice try.
Me and TotallynotJessica go to united states under a fake identity to kidnap elon musk, but thats a secret.
For legal and safety reasons, this is a joke :3
Or is it?
It is. I have absolutely zero combat ability.
Oh I see, your secret’s safe with my indifference.
Not sure. I just hope it’s lethal.
Plane.
I’m pretty sure we need to engage new VPN for the answer to this. But I am curious.
What is going on on September 20th 2026 for him to potentially go missing?
Is 9/20/26 the day Elon gets raptured? Can he take his other brother trump with him?
Trump’ll be gone by then. I saw an online oracle say so so it has to be true.
Fingers crossed!
He can keep his money and we can get rid of him for free
He doesn’t have that much cash. He would have to sell a lot of stocks or assets to do this.
I think he could go missing on September 20th, 2026 for free if he really wanted to
He would get a loan cappuccino using stock value as collateral, to avoid the cappuccino tax.
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He’s so rich…he doesn’t have enough cash to buy a cappuccino in Rome.
