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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 10 days ago

all you HATERS and LOSERS are just Jealous of my Expert Quality TOILET POSTURE

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all you HATERS and LOSERS are just Jealous of my Expert Quality TOILET POSTURE

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 10 days ago
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    10 days ago

    Standard Aussie toilet height is a bit lower but I’m not sure why I know the height of a commode in a place where people walk upside down.

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      Um I’m right side up, you gonna tell me you believe in some sorta “round” earth?! Madness.

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        How do you even walk on your head? It’s right up there w New Zealand being a place that exists.

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          I DON’T WALK ON MY HEAD YOU’RE DOING GLOBE NONSENSE

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