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Activating my sleepy cells
Soviet era super soldiers all over the world are wokening from their concealed cryo chambers.
Yes, it’s me. it’s talking about me. I just woke up from sleep.
Eepy widdle cells about to do an uwu fucky wucky to Iswael?
The only one who can beat trump in the battle box wakens from his slumberGreat now the US will start ruthlessly harassing Iranian gusanos.
“sources say that these agents can be identified by how relentlessly and baselessly they criticize the Iranian government”
no they aren’t. i would have received by Hezbollah activation code if that were true.
Oh shit, I knew there was something I was supposed to do today.
DSA Iranian sleeper cell caucus
Just got my activation code, hell yeah!
این منم، من سلول خواب هستم
My dad’s all worried about sleeper cells, and I don’t know how to tell him that’s not really a thing in a way he’d believe me. If they could suddenly awaken a large enough group in the US to actually do some damage, don’t you think they would have done so one of the other times we randomly attacked them? Also, he doesn’t distinguish between Iranian or any other sleeper cells, they’re just “terrorist” cells that come generally from the Middle East. Don’t know how to convince him that that’s really racist, either.
